BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
omg at the mall today i saw this straight couple right and they were like holding hands and everything it was sO CUTE! straight couples are so brave and cute wow i love straights. i took a photo of them behind their back and showed it to my cishet friend to prove im not heterphobic. then i posted it online without them knowing so that everyone else could see how CUTE and BRAVE they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love straight people
Sexuality is like a barbecue
-Some people like hot dogs
-Some people like hamburgers
-Some people get both (Bisexuals)
-Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals)
-Some people don’t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN’S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals)
-Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals)
-Some people show up uninvited to the barbecue and wonder why they aren’t offered any food (assholes)
"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. If we don’t vibrate on the same frequency there’s just no reason for us to waste our time. I’d rather have no one and wait for substance than to not feel someone and fake the funk."